Yeah.. this a real oldy.  But me inspired about friend Raam over in India to write travel stories

So, back in 1999 me and 2 Viet friends are going to Viet Nam for 3 weeks.  DJT gonna meet someone that me has been writing to for 1 year and happens to be a cuz to the 2 going over with me.

Me never ever wants to get in airplane, so me first ride is super loooong. But goes well, except for a few djt problems; of course or me would not be writing this.

Not all of djt story bad, first part kinda nice actually.  Me; djt helped someone   We get off lil plane in Chicago and had towards baggage area.  Some older gent looks lost; instead of me lost.  So me helps the gent.  He trying to get cart from machine.  Me tells him it’s $2.00 not $1.00, but he don’t understand me.  Me thinking hmmm…… so me digs out $1.00 and sticks in machine, me gonna show him by get me a cart.  He takes me cart and heads off in wrong direction.  So me hurries and gets a cart while watching me friends leave (HEY WAIT GUYS! DJT GET LOST EASILY)  So me gets older gent and says facing his back, u going wrong way, follow us.  But he no stop.  Turns out he be deaf.  That explains it.  So me gets in front of him and says, “follow me to baggage claims” and he does and smiles.  Makes DJT day
Me still remember old gent, not too much what he looked like anymore but still remembers the smile and look of appreciation.  Wonder if he did okay at LAX? or if he still wondering around… hmmmmmm….

…. to be continued.

August 10, 2007………..

Well, yesterday after work and talking to me wife, me decided to mow the lawn. Everything went fine, found me key for me shed. Unlocked me shed. Took the lawn mower off the charger and inserted the big orange key. DJT has an electric cordless mowe. Because me have a problem with breaking lawnmowers.
Mowed the side and most of the front then the sky opened up and started raining. But DJT continued to mow in the rain. Me did stop briefly to get a hat, then me started mowing again. It eventuaully stopped and it wasn’t a downpouring rain, but just enough to get me wet.

DJT then proceeded to the garage where me took off me mp3 player and layed in on the backwindow/trunk of the Focus. Took me shoes off and went inside.

Later on that evening, DJT started to get food around for wifey and meself. Takes it to her every night at the factory at 8pm Anyhow, she had viet sub sandwiches made. All me had to do was stick in toaster over. Which me did. Went in living room and playing with puppy and smelled something. No not poop, but something burning. Me’s goes running and sees SMOKE pouring out of toaster oven. Me’s unpluggs the oven and open ze door. Smoke rolls out. Me looks at sandwich in front. Hmmmmm…. it on fire. blow blow me blow the fire out. Proud of meself, me still see flame. Crap, sandwich in back on fire too. me blows some more. DJT removes the sandwiches and looks at the BLACK tops of them. Crap. Me scrapes off the BLACKness from the bread. Pulled up to the factory, wifey gets into car and She don’t let DJT forget the burnt and now chewy rubberish band sandwiches. Then she replies with a, ” I knew something would go wrong, But I still love you, but I’m mad.”

So, me goes home and cleans up the kitchen. Later that night, getting ready for bed around 11:45, me remembers something. Me MP3 player on the Focus……….. but wait………………… I took the Focus to the factory to feed me wifey the burnt sandwiches……………. oh noes……… after leaving the MP3 player in the rain all night and now me leaves it on the car and drives all over town tonight. Thinking it prolly fell off at the bottom of the curb drive-way and me car tire splattered it. …. started to panic……

BUT……………………… somehow…… someone lubs me….. it was still laying on the back of the car.

Just when you thought….. no more “life of djt……….”

Nothing bad… just me decided to start riding fer some exercise. Me saddle sore.

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

Eleanor never met DJT
DJT is one that can and will make all mistakes before life is over